Final standings and playoff seeding posted!
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| Team Name | Rank | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | POINTS | BONUS | TOTAL |
| Michael Dukakis and the Cultural Warriors | 1 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 9 | 10 | 99 | 125 | 224 |
| Kickurbutz | 2 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 100 | 118 | 218 |
| We Have An Asian | 3 | 9 | 9 | 10 | 9 | 10 | 9 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 96 | 73 | 169 |
| Team Ramrod | 4 | 10 | 8 | 7 | 10 | 10 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 9 | 89 | 54 | 143 |
| Cool Beans | 5 | 10 | 10 | 9 | 10 | 10 | 9 | 10 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 95 | 36 | 131 |
| The Son of a bitches | 6 | 10 | 10 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 10 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 10 | 92 | 39 | 131 |
| F The Sports Round | 7 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 10 | 10 | 8 | 9 | 8 | 9 | 8 | 87 | 43 | 130 |
| Sculptadores | 8 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 80 | 34 | 114 |
| Abel | 9 | 10 | 9 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 77 | 36 | 113 |
| Bob's Chicken Machine | 10 | 9 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 9 | 8 | 10 | 9 | 8 | 93 | 19 | 112 |
| Necrophiliacs | 11 | 10 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 10 | 10 | 9 | 9 | 10 | 92 | 20 | 112 |
| It's a Trap! | 12 | 5 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 10 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 6 | 8 | 83 | 29 | 112 |
| Silly Bananas | 13 | 9 | 10 | 8 | 9 | 8 | 9 | 7 | 7 | 10 | 7 | 84 | 23 | 107 |
| Comin in Hot! | 14 | 9 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 10 | 10 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 8 | 86 | 17 | 103 |
| That's What She Said | 15 | 10 | 10 | 7 | 9 | 8 | 7 | 10 | 6 | 6 | 7 | 80 | 21 | 101 |
| Only Whore In Chile Verde | 16 | 7 | 6 | 6 | 9 | 10 | 7 | 9 | 6 | 10 | 10 | 80 | 20 | 100 |
| Claude Lemieux's Balls | 17 | 8 | 9 | 8 | 10 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 83 | 16 | 99 |
| Bazinga | 18 | 9 | 8 | 7 | 10 | 6 | 8 | 10 | 10 | 8 | 7 | 83 | 15 | 98 |
| 7 Car Pile Up | 19 | 5 | 7 | 6 | 10 | 6 | 9 | 5 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 75 | 21 | 96 |
| Adventure Squad | 20 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 10 | 6 | 7 | 78 | 17 | 95 |
| Penguins In Toasters | 21 | 6 | 6 | 7 | 10 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 6 | 7 | 66 | 29 | 95 |
| Two O's In Goose | 22 | 10 | 8 | 9 | 8 | 10 | 7 | 5 | 9 | 10 | 4 | 80 | 14 | 94 |
| Kung Fu Toss Off Choke Fest | 23 | 5 | 10 | 0 | 10 | 9 | 5 | 10 | 9 | 8 | 6 | 72 | 20 | 92 |
| The Men From Nantucket | 24 | 9 | 5 | 10 | 4 | 9 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 10 | 3 | 77 | 12 | 89 |
| OBX | 25 | 7 | 8 | 6 | 4 | 9 | 8 | 6 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 74 | 12 | 86 |
| What Can Brown do for you? | 26 | 10 | 10 | 10 | 5 | 0 | 7 | 0 | 6 | 7 | 6 | 61 | 25 | 86 |
| Bad Habitz | 27 | 8 | 8 | 10 | 4 | 8 | 2 | 10 | 4 | 8 | 6 | 68 | 16 | 84 |
| TBD | 28 | 5 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 9 | 9 | 6 | 8 | 69 | 12 | 81 |
| Beer Hunters | 29 | 4 | 4 | 8 | 5 | 8 | 6 | 7 | 2 | 8 | 8 | 60 | 19 | 79 |
| Beard Friends | 30 | 7 | 7 | 4 | 4 | 6 | 9 | 8 | 4 | 7 | 5 | 61 | 15 | 76 |
| Brown Eye Sushi | 31 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 4 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 3 | 6 | 8 | 62 | 13 | 75 |
| Sloppy Seconds | 32 | 8 | 4 | 10 | 9 | 7 | 10 | 0 | 9 | 57 | 18 | 75 | ||
| The Penis Mightier | 33 | 5 | 10 | 7 | 5 | 5 | 7 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 59 | 7 | 66 | |
| Something Girly | 34 | 4 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 8 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 39 | 16 | 55 |
| Purple Merkins | 35 | 6 | 3 | 6 | 6 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 6 | 5 | 41 | 4 | 45 | |
| Smooshsmorshin | 36 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 3 | 5 | 6 | 2 | 0 | 33 | 9 | 42 |
| MC Safety and the Caution Crew | 37 | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 | 3 | 8 | 4 | 31 | 7 | 38 | |||
| Badass | 38 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 4 | 29 | 7 | 36 |
| It's All In The Hips | 39 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 8 | 4 | 7 | 26 | 8 | 34 | ||||
| Team Kenny Powers | 40 | 5 | 5 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 23 | 8 | 31 | |||
| Shaolin Shadowboxers | 41 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 19 | 10 | 29 |
| Truffle Shuffle | 42 | 9 | 8 | 17 | 5 | 22 | ||||||||
| Happy Puppets | 43 | 6 | 10 | 16 | 4 | 20 | ||||||||
| The O Faces | 44 | 4 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 5 | 17 | 2 | 19 | |||
| School Road Scoundrels | 45 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 8 | 17 | 1 | 18 | ||||||
| Team Awesome | 46 | 4 | 8 | 0 | 12 | 5 | 17 | |||||||
| Fatboy's Affection | 47 | 9 | 5 | 14 | 2 | 16 | ||||||||
| Harlem's Butt | 48 | 6 | 8 | 14 | 1 | 15 | ||||||||
| Pull Out and Pray | 49 | 5 | 6 | 11 | 2 | 13 | ||||||||
| Hurm Sanford | 50 | 7 | 3 | 0 | 10 | 2 | 12 | |||||||
| Mas Tequila | 51 | 9 | 9 | 1 | 10 | |||||||||
| Karen's K-P | 52 | 8 | 8 | 2 | 10 | |||||||||
| TC | 53 | 8 | 8 | 1 | 9 | |||||||||
| Bart Street | 54 | 5 | 5 | 4 | 9 | |||||||||
| Tops and Bottoms | 55 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 8 | |||||||||
| Skanky Butterpuss | 56 | 6 | 6 | 2 | 8 | |||||||||
| Los Guapos | 57 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 5 | |||||||
| Legal Advice | 58 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | |||||||||
| Nutz/Zongo | 59 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | |||||||||
| Boatweiser OG | 60 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 1 | |||||||||
| Team Badass | 61 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||||||
| High Functioning Alcoholics | 62 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||||||||
| Jarobby | 63 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| Team Name | Rank | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | POINTS | BONUS | TOTAL |